To the untrained eye...

This may look like ordinary Korean gum. The kind that loses it's strange flavor after it's been in your mouth for 15 seconds. Foolish person. This is urgent gum. I passed by one of my former students while she was leaving the bathroom and I was entering it. I was the only person in the bathroom. So I was in my stall, well, you know, when suddenly she bellows, "Teacher! TEACHER! Here for you!" and sticks her little hand under the door to give this gum to me. At that moment I literally pissed myself laughing. I'm sure her mother would be mortified but I think it's pretty hilarious. My life can be so strange. I'm just grateful she didn't stick her head under the door too.